I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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