doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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