The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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