Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
