So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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