then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Found your dick twin last night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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