yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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