it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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