32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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