shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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