i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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