I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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