My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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