It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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