you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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