I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
