We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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