found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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