No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
