I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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