you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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