I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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