What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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