i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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