And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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