My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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