S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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