wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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