She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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