and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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