We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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