He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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