I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
