no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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