Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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