Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize
