so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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