If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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