she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
