I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Less talking, more tequila
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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