I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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