its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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