my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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