You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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