Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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