I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She said her name was "party"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I am midnight drunk by noon
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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