Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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