Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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