Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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