is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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