Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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